🔥 Your 8 roast questions

Two minutes, tops. Give us the stuff they already laugh about — the better the ammunition, the better the roast.

First — match your payment Your full name (as on the checkout) Email used at checkout

The roast 1. Who are we roasting?

First names only, please — this card gets shared, so no last names.

2. What’s your relationship? 3. What’s the occasion? 4. Pick your heat 🌶 Gentle — pure affection. Grandma-safe, boss-safe. 🌶🌶 Medium — real jokes about real habits, zero sting. (Most popular.) 🌶🌶🌶 Savage-but-clean — maximum joke density, still kind. Sharper, never mean. 5. Give us the ammunition — 3 to 5 teasing facts, habits, or stories

Ideas: a catchphrase they overuse · a hobby they’re obsessed with · a harmless habit everybody teases them about · a funny story the whole group knows · a skill they brag about but… don’t.

6. Anything off-limits?

Whatever you write here is law.

7. Add-ons on your order None — just the roast Second Round — Roast-Back ($1) Roast + Toast Combo ($3) Group Roast ($5) Group Roast? Add up to 4 more friends — a name + one fact each:

We verify add-ons against your checkout before we build — no surprises either way.

One last thing — the in-fun promise I know this person, this roast is all in fun, and nothing I’ve written is meant to hurt them. I’m giving you stuff they already laugh about.

Every roast follows our one rule: the friend has to laugh. Nothing about appearance, health, family pain, or anything they’d be hurt to see shared — at any heat level.

Your roast card arrives by email within 24 hours of these answers — usually much faster.

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